Curse

Karlos · Aug 20, 2007, 11:37 PM // 23:37

We were chatting in guild chat today and came up with this hilarious idea... Instead of foul "Yo mamma" jokes, we started making "Your Norgu..." jokes!

This is fun for the whole family.

Here are some of the not so lame jokes we came up with:

*Your Norgu's so fat he only has room for one skill on his bar "Unholy Feast"
*Your Norgu's so fat you can only heal him with Heal Party.
*Your Norgu's so fat he needs to use Glyph of Lesser Energy to use /jump
*Your Norgu's so fat Mind Freeze makes him move faster
*Your Norgu's so fat when you Prot Spirit him the shield animation does not close all the way
*Your Norgu's so fat he has legendary sweet tooth title
*Your Norgu's so fat his hero window doesn't have an attribute called Fast Casting
*Your Norgu's so fat when he zones into a continent he gets grand master cartographer
*Your Norgu's so fat when you use Shove on him you get knocked down
*Your Norgu's so fat when he first visited Cavalon they mounted a siege cannon on his back

Very nerdy, I know.

Please share your funniest Norgu jokes here.

Ork Pride · Aug 20, 2007, 11:43 PM // 23:43

Your Norgu's so fat that he's fat!

xReLx · Aug 20, 2007, 11:52 PM // 23:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ork Pride

Your Norgu's so fat that he's fat!

That was legendary

placebo overdose · Aug 21, 2007, 12:05 AM // 00:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlos

*Your Norgu's so fat he only has room for one skill on his bar "Unholy Feast"
*Your Norgu's so fat you can only heal him with Heal Party.
*Your Norgu's so fat he needs to use Glyph of Lesser Energy to use /jump

*Your Norgu's so fat when you use Shove on him you get knocked down
*Your Norgu's so fat when he first visited Cavalon they mounted a siege cannon on his back

my fav 5
im not good at jokes but ill try
your norgu is so fat his ether feast drains all energy

LumpOfCole · Aug 21, 2007, 12:07 AM // 00:07

Your Norgu used Arcane Echo on fat.

trobinson97 · Aug 21, 2007, 12:07 AM // 00:07

Your Norgu is so fat he farts after using Ether Feast.

englitdaudelin · Aug 21, 2007, 12:08 AM // 00:08

Your Norgu so fat, he makes Bokka looks skinny.

Elena · Aug 21, 2007, 12:12 AM // 00:12

You're Norgu's so fat when you wanted to change his build it took you 5 months

trobinson97 · Aug 21, 2007, 12:17 AM // 00:17

Your Norgu is so fat, his Illusionary Weapon is a spoon.

Your Norgu is so fat, when he puts Kournan coins in his pocket, they sweat.

Your Norgu is so fat, he sweats butter.

Your Norgu is so fat, he cast Ether Feast and had a heart attack.

Gli · Aug 21, 2007, 12:18 AM // 00:18

Your Norgu's so fat, he had to buy a bigger aggro circle.

BohemianKeith · Aug 21, 2007, 12:51 AM // 00:51

Your norgu's so fat that when he sits around the temple of ages he literally SITS AROUND THE TEMPLE OF AGES.
Your norgu's so fat that when he sat on a lump of charcoal it turned into a diamond.

Taurucis · Aug 21, 2007, 01:05 AM // 01:05

Your Norgu's so fat that in ABs, both base defenders can spike him at the same time.

Your Norgu's so fat that he puts Lord Jadoth standing on Kanaxai's shoulders who's riding a siege turtle sitting on Abaddon's head to shame.

Mister O · Aug 21, 2007, 01:06 AM // 01:06

Your Norgu's so fat that his butt fills your screen whenever you have him in your party.

Tide to Go · Aug 21, 2007, 01:28 AM // 01:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by BohemianKeith

Your norgu's so fat that when he sat on a lump of charcoal it turned into a diamond.

lol

Your Norgu's so fat, he never met a buffet he didn't like.
your Norgu's so fat hes nocturnal

Clumsiness
For 4...7 seconds, the next time target foe attempts to attack, the attack is interrupted by Norgu's fat ars

Shame
For 6 seconds, Norgu eats his feelings and gains 2 energy

Winterclaw · Aug 21, 2007, 01:40 AM // 01:40

Your Norgu is so fat his clothes require double the mats.
Your Norgu acts so badly, even hacks look down on him.
Your Norgu is such a bad playwrite, Shakespear is spinning in his grave.
Your Norgu illusions are so bad, only he is fooled by them.
Your Norgu interrupts so badly, your group is the only one that can't get a spell off.

JGaff · Aug 21, 2007, 01:56 AM // 01:56

Your Norgu is so fat that when he tries to interrupt Meteor Shower he catches Reversal of Fortune instead.

Your Norgu is so fat he has "diabetes" as an environmental effect.

Your Norgu is so fat that Erys Vasburg can't even interrupt him.

Your Norgu is so fat that when a Juggernaut uses toss on him, the trees in the Eternal Grove feel its pain.

Your Norgu is so fat that the Luxon Warriors at Fort Aspenwood can't quite manage to gank him.

Your Norgu is so fat that when he mapped into Orr, the Cataclysm occured.

Your Norgu is so fat that his AL is over 200, he's immune to knockdowns, and cannot be interrupted.

Your Norgu is so fat that when GW lags, the resulting rubberband manages to empty LA D1 on every server. Twice.

chowmein69 · Aug 21, 2007, 02:04 AM // 02:04

ur norgu so fat when he gets hit with meteor shower he says " who threw that spitball?"

dsnesnintendo · Aug 21, 2007, 02:23 AM // 02:23

you stole my Your guild leaders so fat thread

Your Norgu is so fat anet had to add a z-axis
Your Norgu is so fat spells that say within the area always affect him
Your Norgu is so fat i outran him with deep freeze on
Your Norgu is so fat no one eles can fit in the wards

lyra_song · Aug 21, 2007, 02:33 AM // 02:33

Your Norgu is so fat his dot in the radar takes up the whole screen

sykoone · Aug 21, 2007, 02:33 AM // 02:33

Your Norgu's so fat, he uses the aggro circle as a belt.